What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:48
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.